## Trump’s Oil Bomb: 25% Tariff Threat Over Venezuela 💥 Hold onto your hats, folks, because the oil markets just got a whole lot more volatile. President...

## My Phone Buzzed. It Was the Pentagon. And They Accidentally Sent Me War Plans. You know that feeling when you check your phone and see a message from an...

## Hold onto your hats, folks! 🤯 Elon Musk is ditching rockets for red tape, and it’s about to get messy. 💥 He’s reportedly heading to a Trump...

## Hold My Beer, I Got Plans! You know that feeling when you accidentally text the wrong number and then realize it’s your grandma’s number...